wah..we were a corny bunch, no wonder we kept laughing our way thru JC, i made a list so found it while springcleaning

Wenyi: You need woodbridge!
Stella: NO! plastic bridge better, will not break, no termites

Mr Chin (during math lecture): This is a curve with no brakes
I tot this comment was hilarious..(refer to MR Chin)

Addy: Wenyi's bag is so heavy ah...no wonder she's so down to earth, weighed down by her bag

On the escalator at HMV
Overhead someone standing in front of us says: Wat's the difference between the X & Y factor?
Sharon: (trying to seem cheem and knowledgeable) U see right, girls have 2 XX chromoshomes. Therefore the more choio they are, the more X factor they have, but guys have 1 X and 1 Y factor. Their yan-dao-ness is measured in the form of the Y factor. To X or to Y that is the question!!

I cant believe i said that!

Biyou: Stella? chio???!! (IN response to a comment by some J1 guy about stella)
Biyou: Me, Ms Universe!

Mr Gwee (Chem tutor): (sounding exasperated) You think about it yourself, read your notes and go home and think, if you still dont know I cant really help you..study harder...next year get an A

Isaac: Wenyi, are you okie? I saw you afficted by "Isaac conditions" just now

Adeline: You treat my head like hand-stand ( refering to me placing my head happily on her head)

Biyou: Let's start a Ronald ( the cute j1 guy) fan club
point of interest: we were in year 2 already!
Ai Ling: OK! (enthusiastically) You be president, I be vice-president

Mrs Lim: (after teaching us for very long) EH, whats your name ah???
You see, Mrs Cheng our principal was going to make an impromptu drop into class next thurs
Ai Ling: oh you must remember for next thurs
Mrs Lim:Yeah! how to remember? Mrs Cheng likes class participation whatever she wants, just give them and we put on a good show lah...